Something’s wrong with my mom. Ella Wrong like hurt from the accident? Jerry Wrong like strange. Ella She’s not herself. Ella It was a pretty bad car crash. Jerry I know. I was there too. Ella I lost my dad, but not my mind. Ella She acting crazy? Jerry Not really, just – different. Ella …
I spy with my little eye… Unknown huh?? Claire who is this?? Claire Your friend 🙂 Unknown k creep.. Claire You look so beautiful in that dress.. Unknown how do u kno what dress im wearing?! Claire 😉 Unknown WHO R U?! Claire Doesn’t matter. Unknown yes it does!! ur freaking me out.. Claire Stop. …
Mom, I’m going to be a little late. I fell asleep and missed my stop. Can you wait? Thomas Oh Tommy! Why do you keep doing this? Yes, I’ll wait but hurry up, I’ve got a Skype interview in 30 minutes. Mom Sorry! We’re approaching Wellington, I’ll get on the first train back, should be …
Mom? Abby MOM. R U THERE??? Abby Abby? What is it? Mom MOM. I’M LOST. Abby You’re not in bed? Mom NO. I don’t know where I am! Abby Tell me what you see. Mom I’m outside. Abby It’s dark. There’s snow on the ground. Abby OMG! You must be sleeping walking again! Mom I …
I’m waiting… Amber Almost done in here. I love this store lol Kelly It’s too crowded in there. I’ll wait for you in the food court Amber OK! See if there’s any sales at Macy’s on the way Kelly You got a shopping problem Amber I’m scheduling an intervention lol Amber Very funny Kelly I …
Hi! I made it! Puerto Vallarta is awesome. Tanya How’s your room? Shelly Oh my goodness. It’s so nice. Five Star hotels are Five Star Hotels for a reason. I only wish I could stay longer. Tanya How long is your biz trip? Shelly They’re just having me interview the founders of the conference and …
Don’t be late for dinner tonight. Rita ok Tony I will make the announcement after we eat. Rita We agreed that we’d do it together. Tony No. I’m their mother. Rita And I’m their father. I have a right and I get a say. Tony Don’t escalate this. Rita You don’t get to decide unilaterally. …
Hey, next time you pick Beth up from school, can you PLEASE tell me first Cece I was worried sick when I couldn’t find her. Cece You mean last week? Mark No, I mean this afternoon. Cece I thought it was my day to pick her up, I would have loved a heads up Cece …
hey Kimi! sorry I couldn’t be there to wish you a happy birthday this morning, but I hope you’re having a wonderful day 🙂 Dad i’m already on my flight back from DC and I’ll be back in time for dinner. Dad we can all go out in San Fran tonight to celebrate Dad thanks …
Hey dad. Gracie Yea? Dad Are you awake? Gracie I’m answering your texts. Dad Ha Gracie How was work? Dad Good. Since its fall no one wants slushies anymore so its really slow. Gracie Slow is good. Dad I need some help. Gracie What happened? Dad I’m like 10 miles from home. Can you come …
