This is the scariest room I’ve ever been in. Dom
You’re telling me. Emily
There’s a poster with a cat in here. Dom
Uh huh. Emily
It’s dangling off a tree. Dom
Yep. Emily
It says “Hang in there, kitty!” Dom
Right. Emily
It might as well say “Screw you, Dom, you’re not getting this job and you won’t be able to provide for your family.” Dom
“Let go and plummet to your kitty death.” Dom
There are multiple contraptions in here that they put in vaginas. Emily
Okay, you win. Hospital room is scarier than interview room. Dom
So what do you think, blue or pink? Emily
I think that we shouldn’t force our kumquat into gender stereotypes. Dom
You’re the one that wanted to keep using different words because… Emily
you make a little ‘eep!’ noise every time I say baby boy or baby girl. Emily