Multiple reports of squirrel attacks in Brooklyn and Queens. Except for emergencies, remain inside. News Alert
Stephanie, answer me! Archer
Are you OK? Archer
Where are you? Archer
I’m back in the hospital. Stephanie
You got bitten AGAIN? Archer
No. I ran away before the squirrel could get me. Stephanie
But then I tripped down some stairs and broke my arm. Stephanie
Oh, poor sweetie! Archer
Are you sure it was going to attack you? Archer
You saw the alert! They’re attacking people again! Stephanie
In Brooklyn and Queens. Not here in Manhattan. Archer
I’m sorry I can’t come out to be with you. Archer
They’re telling everyone to stay inside just in case. Archer
My mom says… Archer
Listen Archer… Stephanie