You’re saying the clown that was chasing you just now… Ariel
Was my boyfriend? Ariel
I know it was him. Lauren
But you barely know him! Ariel
I’m 100% certain. Lauren
Even under the makeup, I could see his birthmark. Lauren
Oh my god… Ariel
This explains why he was acting so weird. Ariel
What do you mean? Lauren
Earlier today, he was being all emo. Ariel
He was really out of it. Ariel
Every time I tried to take a selfie, he pushed my hand down. Ariel
I mean, can you blame him? Lauren
You take like a million selfies a day. Lauren
This isn’t a joke Lauren! Ariel
He was really angry about something. Ariel