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I need help! Ken

What’s going on, bro? Are you hung over somewhere on a park bench? Seth

Again? Seth

Help me! Ken

Another girl kicked you out of her apartment? Seth

Again? Seth

I’m trapped inside the trunk of a car! Ken

LOL. Did you fall in or something? Seth

No! The girl I was with last night put me in here! Ken

This is a terrible prank. Seth

I’m not playing around. Ken

Yeah, whatever. Here’s some sound advice. Stop breaking girl’s hearts. Seth

I’m really trapped! Ken

All right, if you’re telling the truth, how did she put you in the trunk? Seth

I don’t know. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on her bed. Ken

You want me to believe that she picked up a 220 pound guy? Seth