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Multiple reports of squirrel attacks in Brooklyn and Queens. Except for emergencies, remain inside. News Alert Stephanie, answer me! Archer Are you OK? Archer Where are you? Archer I’m back in the hospital. Stephanie You got bitten AGAIN? Archer No. I ran away before the squirrel could get me. Stephanie But then I tripped down …

Archer, are you there? Stephanie What’s up, babe? Archer I’m at the hospital. Stephanie What?! Are you OK? Archer A squirrel bit me! Stephanie It’s like it…snapped. Stephanie I had to get a rabies shot. Stephanie Wow, that’s crazy. Squirrels almost never bite. Archer Did you do anything to set it off? Archer No! I …

Dude, how funny was it when we played The Floor is Lava in the movie theatre last night? Paul HI-larious. Tom Remember when you almost knocked over that lady… Tom When you jumped on the ticket machine? Tom Maybe that was funny for YOU. Paul I legitimately thought her boyfriend was going to kill me. …